Fuck you Tony Hawk!

After 90 god damn minutes and more toilet words than a normal man can string together in one paragraph, I finally beat the pro challenge in Tony Hawk 4. I was playing as Hawk and that fucking thing was tough, but I overcame cuz I HAVE MAD DARK JEDI SKILLZ! Shit yeah, I am the man. Actually Thor is even better at this game than I am. He is like Obi Wan and I am like Anakin Skywalker (Darth Vader) but that’s ok, cuz I get to be EVIL!

Jesus, I need to get out, I think I am losing my mind being a prisoner of my own house!